Caption Contest Number 120
Yes. Another caption contest. You know the rules, yes? You think of a caption for the picture in the extended post and submit it in the comment section. We at All Things Michele will once again select the best ones (every single one) and award each one (every single one) with an imaginary trophy for their imaginary caption-contest-winner cabinet.
A Message From Caspar
NOTE TO ALL CAPTION CONTESTANTS: The names of the characters in the caption are chosen by whoever names the character(s) in the picture first. Failure to follow protocol is a sign of poor team play and suspect dental hygiene.
A Second Message From Caspar
Since Michele is too kind to reward anyone with the Grand Prize, thus making anyone who didn't win feel less than super wonderful, Caspar has decided to pronounce a Caption Contest Winner each week. He is in no way connected to MicheleAgnew inc., nor does he have the godess's permission to do this. He is quite annoyed at this talking about himself in the 3rd person trend and hopes to be a better "person" each and every day.



Lucy couldn't be bothered dancing on the ceiling today. She had too much to drink the night before and couldn't quite get there...
Posted by:Melody | August 28, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Lucy was popular in the office because she did her best work when horizontal.
Posted by:caspar | August 28, 2007 at 06:41 PM
Betty was driven up the wall when all of here co-worker went on a smoking break at the same time.
Posted by:AOC | August 28, 2007 at 06:43 PM
Never prone to being flustered or even bent, Lucy has been know to get a little sideways when tending to an abusive customer call.
Posted by:Mr. Althouse | August 28, 2007 at 07:11 PM
sorry, I meant Lucy
Posted by:AOC | August 28, 2007 at 07:12 PM
Anti-grav BOOTS are so 20th Century. Modern women wear anti-grav stilettos. Just ask Lucy.
Posted by:MissMeliss | August 28, 2007 at 08:09 PM
Lucy, being the extra talented person she is, simply could not be bothered with swinging from the chandeliers any longer to answer the office phones...
Posted by:burntofferings | August 28, 2007 at 08:37 PM
Lucy couldn't understand why she was the only one left in her "Mission Impossible 4" course.
Posted by:Marisa | August 28, 2007 at 08:49 PM
These boots were made for walking
and that's just what they'll do
if if you make me climb these walls
they'll walk all over you
Posted by:BreadBox | August 28, 2007 at 09:11 PM
Lucy wishes that the restroom was in a more convenient location.
Posted by:Mamacita | August 28, 2007 at 10:11 PM
Lucy wished that her office would finally go wireless so she would not be tethered to the wall and could finally reach the glass ceiling.
Posted by:Bluegrass Mama | August 28, 2007 at 10:33 PM
Lucy never understood the gravity of office situations.
Posted by:Jennie | August 28, 2007 at 10:34 PM
(oh, I like Jennie's... lol)
Posted by:Shephard | August 28, 2007 at 11:54 PM
"Na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, good-bye! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, good-bye!!
Posted by:flleenie | August 29, 2007 at 03:00 AM
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, the remake.
Posted by:Keith | August 29, 2007 at 08:24 AM
Long hours on hold with tech support had Lucy climbing the walls.
Posted by:Jugglernaut | August 29, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Rosemary: caspar is waiting for your entry. Midnight eastern deadline.
Posted by:caspar | August 29, 2007 at 07:24 PM
and the winner is...Jennie
Posted by:caspar | August 30, 2007 at 01:34 AM
caspar: I had a Lucy Poppins thing going, but actually when I look at this Lucy, she looks like she has to potty and needs to get off the phone and that just doesn't work. Jennie is brilliant.
Posted by:rosemary | August 31, 2007 at 04:51 PM