Please Play Along

What happens when you get six female friends together and add too many little umbrella drinks? Well, many things, including a game of Things That You Rarely Hear a Man Say. You are familiar with this game, yes?  The rules are quite simple. The first person offers any line that  most men would rarely, if ever say. Laughter follows. Then the next person offers a different version of Things That You Rarely Hear a Man Say. Sound fun?  Of course  it doesn't.  But trust me, if you add a little paper umbrella, it is.  Now, let me share  a couple  of lines  that a few friends of  mine offered.

Susan:I love the music of Barry Manilow.
Jacquelyne: Can we please go to the mall again today?
Allison: Well, according to Dr. Phil....
Catherine: How come you never want to cuddle?

Disclaimer: Yes, I know that some men will say some of these lines sometimes. Please, spare me the letters.

Now, it is your turn.  So  please, join our game and share what line you would never or rarely hear a man say.

Comments

[Jennie]

"Hey, the five of us are going to get bikini waxes on Thursday, then out to lunch. Wanna come?" (True story)

[Marisa]

No darling I don't want sex this week at all.

[kenju]

Oral sex? Nah, I prefer missionary style.

[Mr. L]

Nah....those are just WAY too big!

[MissMeliss]

Here, hon. You take the remote.

[barbie2be]

why don't you drive this time. i always get lost.

[burntofferings]

Clearly I programmed the Navman wrong!!!

[aka_monty]

Not tonight dear. I have a headache.

[aka_monty]

Do these pants make my ass look fat?

[Cristin]

What would you like me to make you for dinner?
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Please be sure to sleep as long as you need to. I'll handle the dishes when I get home.
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I went ahead and set the AC on 65 like you like it.

[Bev]

It's hot; why don't we go out to dinner so you don't have to cook.

[Thumper]

Holy moly, I have actually heard 3 of the 4 Michele quoted... LOL

(I gots nothing to add...)

[Mr. Althouse]

Of course you can ride my Harley, honey. I'll just sit on the back this time.

[shoeaddict]

These shoes or those shoes?

[Mamacita]

Oh, look, the NFL playoffs are today! I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.

[Jo-less]

Ooh, goody, the new series of Desperate Housewives starts this evening.

[bob-kat]

Hand me that instruction manual!

[Melody]

How about we go to bed and read our novels?

[BreadBox]

Honey, if you're going to the store, I need tampons.

[mckay]

what are you thinking about?

[gautami]

go with your girly pals, honey.

[Jugglernaut]

You go on to the dojo. I'll clean the house, make the travel plans, buy the birthday and Christmas gifts, pay the bills, and do the grocery shopping while you're gone.

[jenn]

You're wearing a skort? That's such a fashion faux paux. (true quote)

[Finn]

What do you need from the grocery store?

[Tiffany]

Let me rub your back tonight, I know you've had a long day.

[caspar]

Make my next one all umbrellas, no drink.

[SzélsőFa]

How does my hair look?

[Linda]

"I know you said you'd clean up the kitchen, since you made the mess, but I figured you might need a little break so I did it for you." (this was wishful thinking on my part, as I ended up cleaning the kitchen after a marathon baking session)

[Janet]

You look like something is bothering you...is everything ok? Do you want to talk about it?

[rosemary]

I think we should stop for directions, I'm lost.

[mrc1471]

i don't have anything to wear!

[leslie]

you were right, I was wrong

[Shephard]

I feel like a bubble bath.