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July 31, 2007

Other Than would have me as a member.

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I refuse to join any club that.....

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involves group sweating.

does not have not people.

ooops that should read

does not have nice people.

costs a fortune to join.

...doesn't provide refreshments.

That does give the ladies little aqua blue boxes with white ribbons... May not be anything in them, but the thought is nice all the same ...

...racially discriminates.

doesn't have chocolate.

... requires me to stay sober.

wants money, does illegal stuff, is mean to others, expects all my free time, etc...

discriminates against anybody.

doesn't have a secret password or handshake.

would make me wear a dress.

makes me wear a costume to enter

..has no library!

required me to pay to join.

..makes me wear a uniform!

discriminates.

doesn't have a bar!

Requires any sort of initiation

...has more than one other person in it.

Offers me 12 CDs for $1

...expects me to do something.

wants me to volunteer as leadership!

requires me to attend every meeting

does not treat me with respect!

talks & talks and does nothing

requires hazing

with which I could hit a golf ball

. . . gives any portion of my membership money to political causes.

is made up of only strangers

has members.
~S

is uppity and has too many rules. Those kind of clubs make me itch....oh and want to do something crude in their club foyer.

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