Evidence suests that there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet and more than twenty-six beveraes in the averae "drink this" vocabulary. This entire evidence thin boles the mind, doesn’t it? Well, at least it boles the mind after three martinis.
Let us bole it some more by playin the alphabet beverae ame.
Let us pretend that you have been invited over to my home for a short visit. Yes, it is only a short visit, unless there is a reciprocal visit offered. Now, because I am the perfect hostess, yes I am dammit, we are still pretendin. So, as the perfect hostess I ask you if I can et you a beverae. Now the fun part of the beverae offerin ame is that you can only have a beverae that is in proper alphabetical order.
So, the first person here ets the A beverae the next ets the B and so on...
Do not o out of order or I will use my perfect hostess skills to send you home thirsty. Simply read the comment above yours to find out what letter your beverae is.
Now what beverae can I et the first person?
Amaretto Tea
Posted by: Tracie | June 01, 2006 at 12:21 AM
Baileys and coffee.. no whipped cream. Thank you!
Posted by: jen | June 01, 2006 at 12:30 AM
Crown Royal & Diet Coke Please!!
Posted by: Kristina | June 01, 2006 at 12:50 AM
I'll have some Daiquiri, please !
Posted by: Just a trumpet player | June 01, 2006 at 12:53 AM
Ecco Domani Cabernet sounds good to me!
Posted by: Peaches | June 01, 2006 at 01:05 AM
With a little Frangelico, I'll kick my monk habit.
Posted by: AOC | June 01, 2006 at 01:17 AM
Grapefruit juice please. :)
Posted by: Toni | June 01, 2006 at 01:24 AM
Haighs wiskey no ice thanks
Posted by: Marisa | June 01, 2006 at 01:38 AM
Ice Tea.... sweet with lemon if you please.
Posted by: srp | June 01, 2006 at 01:47 AM
Juice...make it orange juice over some champagne :)
Posted by: mar | June 01, 2006 at 03:15 AM
Kir Royale...mmmmm, yummy!
Posted by: Chris | June 01, 2006 at 03:40 AM
Lime rickey, if you please.
Posted by: g8s | June 01, 2006 at 04:08 AM
I'll have a mojito, thanks.
Posted by: Jo-less | June 01, 2006 at 07:08 AM
Navel (of the fuzzy variety - Fuzzy Navels)
Posted by: kenju | June 01, 2006 at 07:43 AM
Ouzo, Greece's most popular drink. No thanks though, I'm driving.
Posted by: Sissy B. | June 01, 2006 at 07:59 AM
Pomegranate Margarita PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Sue | June 01, 2006 at 08:11 AM
Quik — Nestle's chocolate milk mix
Why do I always get the dang Qs?
Posted by: Jugglernaut | June 01, 2006 at 08:39 AM
Rolling Rock (bonus points for a double r, correct?)
Posted by: daughter in law | June 01, 2006 at 09:12 AM
Seven & seven, please
Posted by: Janet | June 01, 2006 at 09:18 AM
Why, a cup of tea, please.
Posted by: Terri | June 01, 2006 at 09:19 AM
Have you any uisge beatha? (that's Gaelic for whiskey)
Posted by: Gypsy | June 01, 2006 at 09:30 AM
Vodka, chilled
Posted by: Wendy Darling | June 01, 2006 at 09:41 AM
I'll just take water please!
Posted by: trinity13 | June 01, 2006 at 10:03 AM
I'll have an X-Ray. I'm not sure what's in it, but I've heard that after you've had one, you will feel like you can see through other people's clothes.
Posted by: kimananda | June 01, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Got a Zima? And is Rusty here?...
Posted by: Erin | June 01, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Okay, so I've been kicked out of your party...
in order to come back, I'll take a...crap...I couldn't think of one!
Posted by: Erin | June 01, 2006 at 12:37 PM
What? We're out of drinks and guests are still here? Shall we start anew?
Ale (ginger) -- had too much to drink first go-round.
Posted by: wordnerd | June 01, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Beer - Bud light, please!
Posted by: Jigsaw | June 01, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Creme de Cacao, please, with a pineapple garnish!
Posted by: kenju | June 01, 2006 at 02:54 PM
Dunkin Donuts coffee please!
Posted by: Jennie | June 01, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Eggnog with bourbon please
Posted by: Rene | June 01, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Flaming Dr. Pepper please.
Posted by: hitchcocknut | June 01, 2006 at 04:41 PM
Gin martini with an olive, if you please!
Posted by: kris | June 01, 2006 at 05:10 PM
Heineken Beer
Posted by: Paige | June 01, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Hot chocolate, although totally out of character with the nature of the short visit and the rest of the drinks, would be very nice thanks.
Posted by: Jess | June 01, 2006 at 05:36 PM
dammit someone got there before me and sneakily hid until I posted!
Posted by: Jess | June 01, 2006 at 05:37 PM
iced tea please
Posted by: Keb | June 01, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Jasmine Tea!
Posted by: OldOldLady Of The Hills | June 01, 2006 at 07:06 PM
Kool-Aide (I dont' accually drink this but it does start with a K and I will give it a try)
Posted by: Tracie | June 01, 2006 at 07:09 PM
i'd like a lemonade please.
Posted by: barbie2be | June 01, 2006 at 07:23 PM
Margarita, baby!
Posted by: Mary | June 01, 2006 at 07:51 PM
Nectarine tea
Posted by: Mamacita | June 01, 2006 at 09:06 PM
Mmmm, some orange juice & vodka, please...
Posted by: Shannin | June 01, 2006 at 09:46 PM
Just bring me a fine Pilsner, thanks.
Posted by: Claude | June 01, 2006 at 10:07 PM
Ever heard of a Quiet Nun?
Posted by: Sandy J | June 01, 2006 at 10:21 PM
Rob Roy, please. It's been a rough month.
Posted by: miss marisol | June 01, 2006 at 10:29 PM
Sassafras tea
Posted by: Jennie | June 01, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Tom Collins
Posted by: Cyndy | June 02, 2006 at 10:24 AM
How 'bout an Ultimate Blue Frozen Margarita? That would be nice...it is 5:00 somewhere, right?
Posted by: wordnerd | June 02, 2006 at 11:13 AM