Yes. Another caption contest. You know the rules, yes? You think of a caption for the picture in the extended post and submit it in the comment section. We at All Thins Michele will once aain select the best ones (every sinle one) and award each one (every sinle one) with an imainary trophy for their imainary caption-contest-winner cabinet.
A Messae From Caspar
NOTE TO ALL CAPTION CONTESTANTS: The names of the characters in the caption are chosen by whoever names the character(s) in the picture first. Failure to follow protocol is a sin of poor team play and suspect dental hyiene.
When Ruth asked Calgon to take her away, she didn't think the tub would come too.
Posted by: pantrygirl | March 29, 2006 at 03:38 PM
Too poor to afford a spa, Ruth did the best she could to get some relaxation.
Posted by: kenju | March 29, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Alas poor Ruth, she forgot the garden hose.
Posted by: Cyndy | March 29, 2006 at 04:14 PM
Try Tub Tanning
Posted by: Chrissie | March 29, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Ruth opened her eyes just in time to see the giant bush attack and devour here....leaving the bathtub.
Posted by: Lucky | March 29, 2006 at 04:24 PM
In Ruth's opinion, her cool tub was 'hot tub' enough for her. The neighborhood association thought differently.
Posted by: Mamacita | March 29, 2006 at 04:36 PM
This wasn't exactly what Ruth had in mind when the architect suggested "a botanical bathroom."
Posted by: Catheroo | March 29, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Harry had no clue why he killed Ruth... He really didn't remember much of anything from last night. All he knew, was that he had to get rid of her body... He wondered what the neighbors would think about the sound of his chainsaw.....
Posted by: guppyman | March 29, 2006 at 04:52 PM
While initially very upset to find out the "discount above ground pool" she just purchased was actually a discarded bathtub, Ruth soon came to enjoy the relaxation it offered.
Posted by: Phil | March 29, 2006 at 05:12 PM
Sadly, the lifelike faucet-head tubs were met with less than enthusiasm by the buying public
Posted by: caspar | March 29, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Hmmm. Now that I think of it, maybe Cindy suggested a naturopath, not natural bath.
Posted by: Jennie | March 29, 2006 at 06:03 PM
Ruth was completely satisfied with the amount of loan she was able to secure for her remodeled bathroom.
Posted by: Keb | March 29, 2006 at 06:16 PM
Ruth laid down on the grass and looked at the clouds. She was not a bitter person, even though her brothers used to tell her she looked like a tub.
Posted by: Raehan | March 29, 2006 at 06:18 PM
When Ruth read the spa brochure, she thought that the botanical baths would not be so literal!
Posted by: YellowRose | March 29, 2006 at 06:45 PM
Ever the multi-tasker, Ruth finally figured out a way to bathe, get her tan, weed her garden, and keep an eye on her children during their playtime all at once.
Posted by: Stacey | March 29, 2006 at 06:54 PM
And now our naked Ruth asks... how do I get out now?
Posted by: celine | March 29, 2006 at 07:40 PM
Redneck Hot Tub.
(I actually once had a neighbor with one of these delights) :D
Posted by: aka_monty | March 29, 2006 at 08:03 PM
This will have to do till the pool is finished!
Posted by: OldOldLady Of The Hills | March 29, 2006 at 11:04 PM
As the mother of 12, Ruth decided that this was the only place she could REALLY get privacy!
Posted by: Linda | March 30, 2006 at 03:39 AM
"Paradise" is a relative term.
Posted by: Dorkette | March 30, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Tornado or no tornado. Alice was determined to finish her bubble bath.
Posted by: elliot | September 24, 2006 at 03:22 PM