The Resolution Proof List

Now let us welcome the New Year,
Full of thins that have never been.
-Rainer Maria Rilke

One year ends, another beins. The poet  Rainer Maria Rilke's words challene me to be open to  receivin this new beinnin and to welcome it with joyous anticipation. Actually, that poetic quote does not challene me to do anythin, but it was fun to imaine that it did. It is also fun to imaine that I will actually make and keep a list of do-ood resolutions. 

As you can imaine, I encourae all thins that are fun and so I have created a list of New Year's Resolutions that will be fun, or at least easy, to keep.

Let me bein:

I will drink at least two cups of coffee before noon.
I will continue to purchase sexy rather than comfortable shoes
I will inore dry clean only instructions, simply because I can   
I will celebrate the fact that I can order a martini in six different lanuaes
I will let someone special buy me shiny trinkets
I will without notice clap my hands  in lee for no reason at all
I will continue to make silly lists that amuse only me.

Your turn:

Share a New Year's resolution that you know you can keep.

Now let us welcome the New Year,
Full of thins that have never been.
-Rainer Maria Rilke

One year ends, another beins. The poet  Rainer Maria Rilke's words challene me to be open to  receivin this new beinnin and to welcome it with joyous anticipation. Actually, that poetic quote does not challene me to do anythin, but it was fun to imaine that it did. It is also fun to imaine that I will actually make and keep a list of do-ood resolutions. 

As you can imaine, I encourae all thins that are fun and so I have created a list of New Year's Resolutions that will be fun, or at least easy, to keep.

Let me bein:

I will drink at least two cups of coffee before noon.
I will continue to purchase sexy rather than comfortable shoes
I will inore dry clean only instructions, simply because I can   
I will celebrate the fact that I can order a martini in six different lanuaes
I will let someone special buy me shiny trinkets
I will without notice clap my hands  in lee for no reason at all
I will continue to make silly lists that amuse only me.

Your turn:

Share a New Year's resolution that you know you can keep.

Comments

[Mrs A]

I will blog far more than is good for me;-)

[Jamie]

I will purchase books, CDs and DVDs whenever I feel like it.

In what languages can you order the Martini, Michele?

[annie]

Hey! I just posted about this. The only one I can keep is NOT to do another "meme".

[Courtney]

I will continue to wear the color red with wild abandon.

[PinkPen]

I will savour chocolate every day. :)

[dak-ind]

i will spend a lot of time bragging about and showing off pictures of my two children.

[YellowRose]

I will spend as much time with my family as I can.
I will explore my creative side more.
I will enjoy Chocolate Martini's whenever I can! (So Yummy!)

[Shannin]

I will acquire bath lotions, oils and soaps at will because I like to smell nice.

I will shake my groove thing when the fancy strikes.

I will read everything I can get my hands on.

[Marcy+Peanut]

I will make sure to look for a partner as cute as Shane on The L Word.

I will continue to write my memoirs.

I will wake up at least once daily--if not, you'll most likely never hear from me again.

I will visit this site often!

[kontan]

i will continue to find ways to avoid household chores

[MrDan]

I will check my email first thing in the morning and last thing at night, and far too often in between!

[zachary]

i will continue to love my son
i will keep taking hundredes apon hundreds of picture of my son
i will never ever go on a diet because i cant say no to my chocolate.

[tanya]

I will attend classes.
I will obsess over books I have to read.
I will obsess over school.
I will watch lots of TV.
I will daydream plenty.

[g8s]

I will continue to frequently visit Michele and her legs.

[david]

I will try not to stare at michele's sexy shoes!!!

[Kathy]

I will enjoy being me.
I will drink lots of cups of apricot tea and eat apples and cheese in the afternoons.
I will figure out the settings on my digital camera!

[golfwidow]

I will be amazed at the world.

[Lala]

I will have a baby in 2006.

[Stephanie Davies]

I will remember that I am an adult, and can make my own decisions.

[plumkrazzee]

I will learn something new every day.

[kenju]

I will continue to find pleasure in Blogdom and it's wonderful people!

[Charles (Canadian in Hong Kong)]

I will visit Michele's site every week for The Comment Game!

[Trish Ratna]

Gosh, I do not make resolutions as I don't keep them.

Happy New Year, Michele and all at Michelle's World!

[Ben]

Will continue to drink *Fine Beer* :)

Happy New Year Michele, bring in 2006 in a grand way; Canadian Style.

Cheers!

[Thumper]

I will eat chocolate!

[MissMeliss]

I will spend far too much money on cool pens and frou-frou paper, half of which I will never use.

[callie]

i will write
i will write
i will write

[Lucinda]

I will publish.
I will publish.
I will publish.

[indigo]

I will continue to vacuum my house like some mad woman with OCD.

I will drink lots of red wine (thanks for the suggestion of Ravenswood Zin, it was FABULOUS!)

I will buy lots of lip balm.

[raehan]

I will cherish my daughters and husband.

[kisane]

I promise to give more time to just 'me' and not feel guilty about it. Not one bit!

[Claire]

I will find a reason to smile every day

[SilverDragon]

I will read lots of fantasy and science fiction novels.

[Cecilia]

I will keep on writing.

Happy New Year, M!

[JustSue]

I will continue to solely support the Tim Horton's empire.

I will continue to be the reason Cadbury UK export to Canada.

[Melinama]

I will write, longhand, three not-for-publication pages every morning whether I have something to say or not. I will keep ploughing my way through junky old netflix while I spend 45 minutes on the elliptical trainer every day.

[Vics]

I will buy 1 new book and dvd a month
I will not waste money on the lottery
I will make my lover a very happy man.
...so help me!
*grin*

[LilRed]

I will spend more time with people I love.

[Zephra]

I will continue to go braless on the weekends even though the girl are really startin to hang.

I will drink out of the milk carton when no one is looking.

I will eat food I like rather then food that is good for me.

[sarah]

I will be happy.

[Plain Jane]

I will eat healthier unless something really tasty comes along to tempt me. :D

[Roman]

HAPPY NEW YEAR Jane!!!

[charles]

I will snort cocaine like Kate Moss so I will lose weight immediately.

I will have sex at least once a day.

[sophie]

I will continue to find joy in simple things.
I will continue to buy toys even though I am a "grown-up."
I will appreciate my Sweetheart every single day--even if I don't really feel like it.

[Last Girl On Earth]

I will live my life with passion!

[Samantha]

I will sneak into my step-daughters' room and play with their toys when their gone. (Not snooping, just playing!)

I will NOT do my hair everyday.

I will sneak junk food when noone is looking.

[Roman]

I WILL BREATHE.

[Deana]

I will change my hair color at least 3 times throughout the year.

I will always keep Kahlua and Vodka stocked.

I will read at least 6 novels.

[Marisa]

I will laugh so hard I snort embarassingly at least once a month.

I will try every type of stuffed olive at least once, so long as it is surrounded by vodka.

If I wear underwear, it will be clean.

[Carmi]

I will drink in all the amazement that life has to offer, and will continue to ignore the doubts of others who fail to live their own lives to the fullest.