Yes. Another caption contest. You know the rules, yes? You think of a caption for the picture in the extended post and submit it in the comment section. We at All Thins Michele will once aain select the best ones (every sinle one) and award each one (every sinle one) with an imainary trophy for their imainary caption-contest-winner cabinet.
"Fly Forrest, fly"
Posted by: Carl V. | August 03, 2005 at 01:13 PM
Red Light!!!
Posted by: tommy | August 03, 2005 at 01:29 PM
When I say jump you ask how high
Posted by: Blue | August 03, 2005 at 01:39 PM
The director yelled "Cut" a little prematurely, seeing as the new Clark Kent stand-in hadn't even LANDED yet.
Posted by: tanya | August 03, 2005 at 01:58 PM
Final exams at the Flight School at the End of the Universe have only two questions:
1) Throw yourself at the ground.
2) Miss
The last one carries 90% of the grade.
(In tribute to Douglas Adams)
Posted by: MissMeliss | August 03, 2005 at 02:16 PM
Taking a few minutes away from her blog, Michele lands a man.
Posted by: Norman | August 03, 2005 at 02:20 PM
"Oh yeah, that's GREAT! That's gonna leave a mark..."
Posted by: jlybn123 | August 03, 2005 at 02:42 PM
"Superman flies LEVEL with the ground! Do it again!"
Posted by: Terri | August 03, 2005 at 03:03 PM
My mother told me not to marry her.
Posted by: Raehan | August 03, 2005 at 03:07 PM
Political Correctness takes Superman to a whole new level.
Posted by: Carl V. | August 03, 2005 at 03:20 PM
When I want you to stop flying, I'll tell you!
Posted by: courtney | August 03, 2005 at 03:36 PM
"Speed of Sound"
Posted by: Joe Anderson | August 03, 2005 at 03:40 PM
Sophie showed once again just how easy it was to land a man.
Posted by: Adamant | August 03, 2005 at 03:40 PM
its gotta be the shoes
Posted by: 2faced | August 03, 2005 at 03:42 PM
In a stunning show of stupidity, Tyrone took all possible means to win the skydiving race - jumping without a parachute.
Now, will he be able to accept his trophy?
Posted by: melissa | August 03, 2005 at 03:54 PM
Did Courtney Love really need the bullhorn to tell her publicist where to go?
Posted by: Salem Watchen | August 03, 2005 at 04:00 PM
"I guess I should check to see if she has a bullhorn before I ask 'What?'"
Posted by: The Complimenting Commenter | August 03, 2005 at 04:07 PM
"C'mon you loser....I thought only white men couldn't jump!"
Posted by: caspar | August 03, 2005 at 05:03 PM
Good Lord, the things women have to resort to, just to be heard!
Posted by: naomi sidhe | August 03, 2005 at 05:45 PM
How many time do I have to tell you? There are no black agents in The Matrix!
Posted by: Becky | August 03, 2005 at 06:44 PM
"Nice suit"
Posted by: Curator | August 03, 2005 at 08:35 PM
Pay attention and STOP mugging for the camera!
Posted by: Utenzi | August 03, 2005 at 08:59 PM
White Men Can't Jump.....but Black Men Can Fly
Posted by: Plumkrazzee | August 03, 2005 at 09:06 PM
"I think you forgot your parachute/landing gear!!"
Posted by: Goldberry | August 03, 2005 at 10:32 PM
"Abort landing! Abort landing!"
Posted by: Thumper | August 03, 2005 at 10:50 PM
Ken was fine till the blast of air from Barbie's bullhorn knocked him forward.
Posted by: golfwidow | August 04, 2005 at 01:02 AM
"Keep circling," she told him. "I'll tell you when it's time to land."
And then she giggled, set down the bullhorn, and went home.
Posted by: Mamacita | August 04, 2005 at 03:02 AM
There is a common misconception that skydiving is dangerous. Not true, as neither the sky, nor the dive can hurt you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Posted by: trusty getto | August 04, 2005 at 11:40 AM
Black Men Can Fly: The Story of George S. Lima
Posted by: Black Men Can Fly | January 18, 2006 at 12:24 AM