The Daily Three Things

Name three thins that you do that would not impress Martha Stewart.

Comments

[Arethusa]

I'm first I'm first I'm first!!! Quick, I must think of something...

1. I do not make up my bed every single morning
2. My crockery doesn't match elegantly (that's BORING anyway!)
3. I'm not subscribed to her magazine

[kenju]

1. I sometimes serve meals on paper plates, even when I don't have to.
2. I do not iron my sheets or spray them with lavender water.
3. I do not have a vegetable garden or a ridiculous calendar of stuff to do everyday (which she doesn't do anyway, she pays people to do them for her).

[Mamacita]

1. I do not melt empty Campbell's Soup cans and make my own Christmas tree tinsel.

2. I do not turn summer lawn chairs into elegant Thanksgiving cornucopias.

3. I do not save my garbage in a charming stencilled wooden hinged box in the back yard so it can break down into rich fertile soil. I haul it to the dump and buy soil at Target.

[maggie]

1) i burn toast sometimes
2) i eat cereal for breakfast
3) i drink out of the bottle/can

[melodyann]

1. I only do dishes once or twice a week.
2. I only do laundry once or twice a week.
3. I only cook dinner once or twice a week.

Martha Stewart would take up her torch and set the villagers after me!

[Home Detention Lady]

1. I do my laundry once every two weeks or so....right now I have about five loads stuffed into my closet.
2. I arrest those who violate house arrest. Juveniles, however!
3. I drink off the jug.

[Raehan]

I think the question for me is what do I do that WOULD impress Martha Stewart. Very little, I presume. I can't think of one thing. But I think I'm happier than she is.

I'm absolutely sure Martha Stewart would not be impressed by the inside of my car; or by the very sad cakes that I make; or by my garden and bealeagured potted flowers.

[Nina]

I never iron until I'm ready to wear the outfit.
I have been known to make box cakes
I don't even own fine china :-)

[meeta]

-my curtains and my tablecloth do NOT match.
-I got one up on Nina ;) I NEVER iron. Wrinkles brings out character.
-I do my laundry when I absolutely need clothes, and no I do not put some lavender linen spray in it...and I stuff it into the drawer :)

[InsanePreschoolMom]

I don't cook everything from scratch
My hair is often unkempt
I have a sewing machine that I do not know how to use

[JustSue]

My silverware doesn't match - it's a hodge podge collection from over the years.

Dinner napkins at times have been ripped off the roll of papertowel in the kitchen.

I do not own a teapot - cups of tea are made with the tea bag sitting in the cup it's to be served in.

[elle]

I haven't used my oven in 4 years. Honestly, I don't even know if it works.

I don't make my own rosehips and lavender body lotion. Stuff like that makes me sneeze. I stick with Baby Lotion.

I have slept on the couch more than once because I was too lazy to put the clean and folded laundry away.

[ms. mac]

1. Eat shake'n'bake
2. Roll insted of fold fitted sheets
3. Use teabags whenever possible!

[Marie]

Just 3??

My piles sit unadorned around the house - here, there, and everywhere. I do not use fancy pile-holders.

I sometimes use ketchup from packets, even though I'm not in prison.

I put egg shells in the garbage disposal instead of in the garden.

[Shane]

1. I ask "Who is Martha Stewart?"
2. I live in clutter.
3. I work in clutter.

[millenniumhippies]

i don't even OWN an iron
lotsa clothes laying on the floor
drink juice straight out of the half gallon bottle

(thanks for only making us list three!)

[Shannin]

I don't dust until the dust bunnies nibble on my ankles.

I don't bake, period.

I don't compost.

[iliana]

I don't think Martha would be too happy with me....
1. I can't cook
2. I don't make my bed
3. I'm a packrat

[MIchael]

1. I don't hang up my clothes.
2. I don't make my bed.
3. I don't weed the garden daily.
4. Ummm.....this could be a long list so I'm stopping.

[Ramona]

1. dust elephants under the couch
2. dried tooth paste rivers in the sink
3. cat hair on every piece of clothing I own

[Cara]

I don't cook
I don't do dishes
I don't like Martha Stewart! lol

[Tammy/averagemom]

1. I don't cook. Hubby does it, and it ain't from scratch.
2. My bedroom is in the basement. The unfinished, unpainted, furnace holding basement.
3. I have no idea where my iron is, and I don't care.

[Sol]

1. Get cakes from the Cake Lady that lives across the streeet rather than bake them.

2. Buy streamers and balloons and call it... festively decorated.

3. Read other magazines and not hers.