Accordin to my excellent performance review:
I am extremely oranized, I have excellent verbal communication skills, and I have maintained excellent rapport with clients and colleaues.
Hmm, wait a minute, I am self-employed. Except for a part-time secretary there are no colleaues. Do you think I was too enerous with my own praise?
Your turn. Tell me three thins that you would include if you were writin your own performance review.
1. Loyal
2. Loyal
3. Loyal
That counts as three right? :)
Posted by: phoenix | April 19, 2005 at 10:13 PM
Ha-ha! I said a tiny something about "work" over at my place today!
1. Works well alone.
2. Is knowledgeable about the State laws of required break times.
3. Observes the "no overtime" rule very well.
Posted by: annie | April 19, 2005 at 10:24 PM
I am creative. I am open-minded. I am fearless! (uh, you may have noticed nothing like 'organized' or 'finishes the job' made it on my list. sigh.)
Posted by: Birdie | April 19, 2005 at 10:28 PM
I work well with others but can work alone with little direction. I am knowledgeable about my position and strive to educate myself continually. I am responsible and dependable.
Okay - I don't work now, but I used to be a daycare director and I would hope that's what they would say about me :)
Posted by: mrsrum | April 19, 2005 at 10:32 PM
-tanya's enthusiasm is contagious and contributes very positively to the overall work environment.
-tanya always gives 110% and is recognized as a team player and valuable asset.
-tanya is, in a word, fabulous!
Posted by: tanya | April 19, 2005 at 10:36 PM
Oh yuck! I have to write reviews all the time at work. Like, tons of them. I'm the Queen of Reviews. I've demanded a tiara but haven't gotten it yet.
I don't think I wanna write my own review! I'm reviewed out. :)
Posted by: Tammy | April 19, 2005 at 10:52 PM
1. Incredibly patient and calm, except when she is not.
2. Great at marketing things to three year olds.
3. Excellent tickler.
Posted by: Raehan | April 19, 2005 at 10:58 PM
1. Deserves a raise
2. Deserves a promotion
3. Deserves chocolate covered digestives with her elevenses.
...actually can I change #1 to a "ruddy huge raise"?
Posted by: JustSue | April 19, 2005 at 10:59 PM
tries hard, but has not mastered organizational skills
does not work well with others (although playtime) is not a problem
should appear in the dictionary next to "thinks outside the box" how do we get her back in?
Posted by: chris | April 19, 2005 at 11:23 PM
Maybe you prefer the evaluation over review because it sounds like valuing .. maybe?
Posted by: Omykiss | April 20, 2005 at 12:29 AM
Needs to be more of a team player.
Keeps staff entertained for hours.
Stop wasting company time with non-related matters.
I too am self-employed!!
Posted by: elle | April 20, 2005 at 12:47 AM
I am with Tammy on this one. I have 17 staff to manage - and I get to review them every year. It is absolutely energy-sapping and I have no energy left to write my own review! :)
Posted by: kimbofo | April 20, 2005 at 03:25 AM
1. Fabulous, sweetie!
2. Mixes well with others.
3. Can spell.
Posted by: ms. mac | April 20, 2005 at 03:39 AM
Nothing. I would have fired myself for sexual harassment months (maybe years) ago.
Posted by: Norman | April 20, 2005 at 08:02 AM
Who?
Oh, him!
He still works here?
Posted by: Adamant | April 20, 2005 at 08:02 AM
Has exceptional organizational skills
Able to meet deadlines
Very analytical
Posted by: Shannin | April 20, 2005 at 08:48 AM
I'm self-employed too, and I would write everything you wrote about yourself and more, Michele, plus it is all too true!
Posted by: kenju | April 20, 2005 at 09:51 AM
1. Passionate about her work
2. Contributes much to the culture of the
3. Effiecent
Posted by: wavybrains | April 20, 2005 at 11:42 AM
I am:
1. A perfectly
2. Rotten
3. Specimen
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake | April 20, 2005 at 02:44 PM
I am:
1. Highly efficient
2. Highly organized
3. Have amazing attention to detail
Excuse me:
To boss: What do you mean I reported our net income as million rather than billion?
Posted by: Scully | April 20, 2005 at 02:55 PM
1. I know how to work well with others in every situation.
2. I'm honest and loyal
3. I do the job that I'm asked to do and I get it done on time.
Posted by: Cara | April 20, 2005 at 03:31 PM
1. Loyal
2. Great follow-through
3. Excellent Customer Service
Posted by: melina | April 20, 2005 at 07:48 PM
1. Doles out praise in hugs and kisses
2. Enjoys her work
3. Prays for patience
Posted by: bonnie | April 20, 2005 at 08:53 PM
Entirely too competent. Needs to seek better employment. Perhaps a degree as well.... (Can you tell I hate my job??)
Posted by: Nzyme | April 21, 2005 at 11:17 AM
1. is organized to the point of it being annoying to others
2. has a tremendous amount of patiences with Asshat Customers
3. hides her social anxiety issues well, as co-workers think she is a confident, irritatingly chatty and bubbly individual.
i'm a great actress!
Posted by: lani | April 22, 2005 at 08:39 AM