There are many reasons why you should always be wearin clean underwear, the fact that your Mother assumed you miht be in an accident, is certainly one of those reasons. In my Mother's opinion it was important to also wear sexy underwear. Ah, yes, the flirt does not fall far from the tree. The importance she places on sexy skivvies has more to do with how they make her feel sexy rather than how they miht be viewed by another. Please let me live with this reasonin, it is my Mother dammit, and I refuse to think anythin else. However, I also wish to believe that anyone who is not my mother has many other reasons for choosin to wear sexy underwear, besides the obvious of course.
So, perhaps we can make a list of when to wear sexy bloomers.
Let me bein:
When you're havin a body scan by that cute new dermatoloist.
Anytime there is even the slihtest chance for a wardrobe malfunction.
When you answer the phone knowin that your lover will soon whisper "what are you wearin?"
Please continue....
when you have to change in front of anyone (i do not find it acceptable to wear old lady underwear even to the gym!). ;)
Posted by: Natalie | January 05, 2005 at 01:52 PM
Full body cavity search at the airport.
Oh and I suggest a Genuine Thong!
Posted by: Genuine | January 05, 2005 at 01:54 PM
When dating Superman (damn that x-ray vision!)
Incidentally, as a high school teacher, I can confirm that current adolescent fashion (lowrider jeans plus cut-short tank tops) demands thong-wearing at all times. (Also, boxers for boys.) One might even say that modern adolescence is by definition a constant wardrobe malfunction.
Posted by: boyhowdy | January 05, 2005 at 02:01 PM
When your husband has been traveling for weeks and you want to send "I miss you pictures" to his cell phone
:o)
Posted by: Amanda Grow | January 05, 2005 at 02:05 PM
When all your regular underwear is in the laundry because of streaks in it.
Posted by: Rockchild | January 05, 2005 at 02:18 PM
When you're involved in a car accident. Even the slightest fender-bender. Things are always better when you know you're wearing sexy underwear!
Posted by: Garnet Girl | January 05, 2005 at 02:21 PM
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Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB | January 05, 2005 at 02:21 PM
When you and your hubby are out for a night alone to the movies and a restaurant and you take a little side trip to the lake where you first made out. :)
Posted by: Ammie | January 05, 2005 at 02:21 PM
I wear them for myself. Every day. They make me feel goddess-esque EVEN on those days when the mirror is not my friend.
And like you, I can thank my mother, who convinced me at a young age that a lady wears lovely skivvies for herself. Thanks to her, I wasn't so disappointed after I got married, had children, and realized that I was the only person who ever noticed and enjoyed them....
Posted by: Pink Poppy | January 05, 2005 at 02:43 PM
When you bounce into a site that might ask this question, and then you can think of when and why you have the darn things ON. Anyway, I just found your site and I like it! You have just gained a new reader that does NOT have SEXY underwear on today! : )
Posted by: TW | January 05, 2005 at 03:06 PM
Michele! I just noticed the BoB finalist sidebar, but what about the Bloggies! (in my opinion, the 'true' weblog award competition) i nominated you, but you're gonna have to do a better job selling yourself (ever think you'd hear that?) http://2005.bloggies.com/
Get your readers on this ASAP. They have to vote by Jan. 10th. Cheers!
Posted by: brando | January 05, 2005 at 03:13 PM
Some of these are hilarious...I agree with Rockchild.
Posted by: Sam | January 05, 2005 at 03:15 PM
. . . when you go to the doctor. He won't comment but you can bet he sees them. (Item: this no longer applies due to the current shape of my body.)
Posted by: Mamacita | January 05, 2005 at 03:20 PM
I love the post today:) And there is always a good time to wear sexy skivvies. Even when getting blown up in Iraq ROFL:-D
I wear them everyday, just because I feel sexy in them:)
Posted by: SGT Lizzie | January 05, 2005 at 03:35 PM
ANY time you're going on a date & hope to get lucky.
ANY time there's ANY possibility that someone might see them.
ANY time you wear a skirt...no wait, that's when you go commando. ;)
Basically follow the 'Always Be Prepared' motto.
Posted by: aka_monty | January 05, 2005 at 03:37 PM
Anytime you need to seem extra-hot, like on stage.
Posted by: alektra | January 05, 2005 at 04:19 PM
Just in case Playboy(girl) calls.
-G
Posted by: Garrison Steelle | January 05, 2005 at 06:51 PM
When there is a fire in the house and you need to run outside into the arms of a gorgeous firefighter in only your sexy panties. God I hate when that happens.
Posted by: cori | January 05, 2005 at 06:53 PM
Anytime you wish to feel beautiful.... Or, anytime going without underwear wouldn't be a good idea.
Posted by: Sol | January 05, 2005 at 08:05 PM
A diva always wears cute knickers....
and those new lacy boy styled briefs and Tangas are the best
Posted by: Milehighdivacyn | January 05, 2005 at 09:51 PM
When you just need to feel sexy for no reason at all.
Posted by: Nina | January 05, 2005 at 10:21 PM
Underwear?
Posted by: muzikdude | January 05, 2005 at 11:52 PM
What girl doesn't love pretty panties? My 8-year old is already worried about what style/color panties she is wearing. It's genetic.
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when you want to have a PIMPtastic day
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